Confused Species !!

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Why are people confused? what derives them to be confused ? Is it the life , is it the responsibilities? Is it the relationship with your cribbing girlfriend who thinks your friend has more sense than you , or is it her friend that you find frigging! Hot! …. or is it the relationship with your family members who are poles apart from you, think you are a piece of shit ; have nothing to do with your life except saying “chaubbi ghante computer te baitha rehnda hai ” … well i don’t blame them, they weren't lucky in their times when the so called gizmo freaks did not invent the lappy’s and the comp’s and they couldn't google anything they wanted….

What exactly makes a person confused that he contradicts himself and tries to cover it by using witty and shitty wisdom quotes copied from the INTERNET. The confused person ends up confusing the living species around to that level , they think he is fucking genius , he should be a scientist, whatever he said was good , though unpractical but wow it is so true… MORON’s - i hunted the literature from the INTERNET :D but never the less i don’t apply those quotes in my life, i try hard to relate to it somehow , i succeed for a period of time , then i realize WTF! was i thinking or not thinking or going to think… so absurd i am ..

Then comes the so called family , where you have saviors of the humankind who had seen enough of their bull shit life , tortured by parents for a LOLLIPOP , stole dad’s LML to go to nearest ” PAN WALLAH “ to buy a bunch of Red & white and Camel’s to impress the neighbor chick living with her secluded family from Pakistan or Lahore or Peshawar .. Poor souls did not have time to invent something that could be useful to the mankind , but surely did suffer the torturing of their School , college bald professor.
Then they plan out their future as an Govt official , so that they don’t have to do anything for the rest of their lives and just boast about the Govt job they have and hunt for a richer Son / Daughter in law for their poor tortured souls. Now their dream is over.. lets get back to ( their ) reality .. oops CHECK …. they had scooters , vespa’s cycles and may be an ambassador to live their lives , they lived like they had the biggest bungalow in the area but when peep inside you find end number of people doing some kitchen work or may be washing a car , gardening , having tea or doing shit … ohh BTW they all are family members from the neighboring states , countries , planets….. so yeah they HAD A HARD TIME….

Now as they had done with their sufferings and struggles and shit , they have a family of their own ( Living separately from their parents as THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THEM) , they dream ( THINK ) of giving their kids best of things , good education , good gizmo’s to play around , they don’t buy tweety toys for bath tubs games they buy bloody toaster’s and iron machines to give their kids a shock of Gizmo oriented family…
Then they spruce them with latest automobiles in the market ( mind you , a CBR is not an automobile , it is a death trap ) a car on the other hand is the safest means of transport from house to college which is like 1.5 km’s of distance…. Pampered like their is no kid left in the world and when years go by , the kid realizes what the fuck he has been up to in his life and wants to do something , anything but something but not his family business…

He plans to opt for his hobby which he has been doing it from quiet a long time now …ohh driving cars, clicking from your APPLE or BLACKBERRY , clubbing , surely he thinks he can be best at it….. WHY NOT ? DRIVING CARS : Participate in local street races and gain respect and earn Mullah. CLICKING : get a pro cam ( DSLR ) click any shit and say i am a fucking photographer.. CLUBBING : impress chic’s and their rich dad’s , open an event management company and party all life.. ( AT THE END OF THE DAY , ITS ABOUT MONEY.. Right !! we were taught this only by our parents….if you cant contribute in your family , you are not needed .. forget love kid .. A DOG LOVES TOO ) So cut the crap , back to REALITY ( Check ) If you are from a business family , who have had them from several years , its a disgrace to end that shit when they die and start something of your own , you could be honorably killed…. you have to marry at the age of 21 , and be fucking confused for the rest of the life.

Oh and i almost forgot about the 100 year old revolution in our country about a mayhem of madness in families is a DEGREE .. You don’t have it , welcome to the club, if you have it .. stop fucking flaunting you sadist… Now the theory goes like this : If you don’t have a degree ( B.A , BBA , B.Com or any shit , Oh.. media , fashion , advertising : they really are not considered as degrees or studies , they are just hobbies for which we spend lacks of Rs. to get a DIPLOMA and then to secretly study in a secluded correspondence college just to get a degree for the name of it )
Getting back :
1. You cant marry ( as you dont have degree and girl’s father would not see your face , pocket , heart , just ask .. hey, you got a degree there mate : no matter of a Shatrugan Sinha college based in suburbs of Rajasthan also..
2. You can’t get a job : as i said earlier Fashion designers , photographers , Media people , they really don’t have jobs haha , they just get paid for their hobby and they are not considered citizens of the country also as they don’t have a degree so they cant get anything …
3. You cant roam around like normal kids, you cant go in family functions with your folks , you really cant talk to people around them also as they would surely ask ” hor bete kidru tak padeya hai , kede college te hai ? ” and when you are about to answer about your UK based college in farm houses of Delhi posh area’s , he would make a face as if he has been shot in his nuts, that the kid is an alien wow!! ( BITCH ) You plan to confront them ?
Ha Ha , forget it kid , you are gonna be sloshed by the enchanting words and wisdom quotes your family has been collecting it from the books found under Savita Bhabhi etc ( Poor people’s Play Boy ) ;) You plan to run ? do it who is stopping you , your self ? your lavish life ? your laid back attitude ? your get up and get everything in bed thing ? your vehicle ? your girlfriends who want your swanky car and shop at ZARA with you ? you might gift them from ”Archie’s” but shit!! that is pathetic ( aren’t they supposed to be 90’s favorite comics ? ) ….. if you want APPLE and BLACKBERRY , they sure wantMANGO and ZARA ;) so lets come back to the point ( IF WE WERE DEVIATED )…see i am so confused :P What does stop you from running and living the American life ? ( Bachelor house , plenty of house parties, chic’s running around naked.. you don’t even remember who they are, your childhood friends who bunk their office to spend time with their chic’s in your bachelor house .. your undies lying anywhere, no food shortage as domino’z guy is our best friend :P ) The Question : courage ? Bold Steps ? Afraid ? Lazy ? used to of lavish life ? If you really gotta prove them , get the fuck out you aint needed bro…. you already have been called a piece of shit.. CLICK , PARTY , RACE ( Earn Money , buy a bachelors house , have a shiny car ) Live your dream ….. At the end you EARNED IT and Proved it yourself rather than to some one else…. ( you proved you were your father’s shit only ( remember the time he called you that , but in this case you turned to be a better poop )

If not , Ha Ha you have a family business and a chic who has never seen you waiting fro you to marry her and screw her enter life as she doesn’t even know what PORN is … she knows to naked people looking at each other and a flower comes on their face and they have kids…..

We come alone , We go alone , everyone else are just complimentary …..
Please ignore the Punctuation , grammar mistakes and aaah chuck it …..
I am confidently confused and yes i do contradict myself …